Bar Blurb: Smokeless Joe

If you're like me, no matter where you live, it is very important to you to have a very good local bar. For a random drink with a friend, or your significant other, or even by yourself without feeling awkward, knowing a safe haven you can rely on is very valuable. Friendly, intimate and tasteful atmosphere, and a strong beer selection are a must. For me, such a place is Smokeless Joe (125 John St.)

Not to be confused with Shoeless Joe's, a chain unworthy of mention, Smokeless Joe (named back when it was one of the only non-smoking bars in the city) is a tiny, hidden gem surrounded by much louder and more garish neighbours catering to the club district's less discriminating patrons. The tiny interior is a portal to a vast world of international beer - Smokeless has one of the city's widest selections. When you enter, you will be handed a hefty beer menu with a dizying number of great beers from all over the world to choose from. Several good beers are always available on tap as well, and this selection changes frequently. I personally really like wheat beer, so I'll usually go for one they have on tap, and there's always at least one.

Have a seat at the bar and strike up a chat with the proprietors. They are quite friendly and know their beer. As you sip, consider sampling a few oysters, another Smokeless tradition. Mussels are another food favourite here, as well as the very satisfying clam chowder.

Hanging out at Smokeless (usually with my lady), we are regularly engaged in conversation by other friendly patrons at the bar. We've met a number of people here, both Torontonians and visitors from afar, who were well-advised by their travel guides to visit this secluded oasis. Something about the place just seems to open people up and bring them together. The intimate size and layout, the discreet and friendly staff, the blues slowly oozing from the speakers, and an absolutely incredible beer selection make Smokeless the personal neighbourhood bar of choice.